Tell Me You're From Cincinnati Without Telling Me You're From Cincinnati

If you're from the Queen City, you know many things to be true: Cincinnati-style chili is a delicacy, our bridges suck, our pride runs deep for our sports teams — no matter how many times we've been burned. Wondering how to tell people you're from Cincy without saying you're from Cincy? Here's a few things we can all agree on.
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You knew Jerry Springer as “mayor” before the host of The Jerry Springer Show.
A local celebrity. 
Photo: Facebook.com/TheJerrySpringerShow

You knew Jerry Springer as “mayor” before the host of The Jerry Springer Show.

A local celebrity.
Photo: Facebook.com/TheJerrySpringerShow
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You’re familiar with the age-old question, “What highschool did you go to?”
It doesn’t matter if you’re fresh out of college or 55, the question still stands. 
Photo: Facebook.com/STXHS

You’re familiar with the age-old question, “What highschool did you go to?”

It doesn’t matter if you’re fresh out of college or 55, the question still stands.
Photo: Facebook.com/STXHS
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Or the other classic, “Skyline Chili or Gold Star?
No matter which you favor, Cincinnati-style chili is a local delicacy that will be defended to the grave. 
Photo: Provided

Or the other classic, “Skyline Chili or Gold Star?

No matter which you favor, Cincinnati-style chili is a local delicacy that will be defended to the grave.
Photo: Provided
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You know Blake Maislin’s phone number by heart.
444-4444
Photo: Google Maps screengrab

You know Blake Maislin’s phone number by heart.

444-4444
Photo: Google Maps screengrab
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You’re familiar with experiencing all four seasons in one week, or sometimes even one day. 
And your closet is prepared. 
Photo: Hailey Bollinger

You’re familiar with experiencing all four seasons in one week, or sometimes even one day.

And your closet is prepared.
Photo: Hailey Bollinger
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You have at least one friend who claims to have been in the abandoned subway tunnels.
It’s the ghost of what could have been. 
Photo: Nick Swartsell

You have at least one friend who claims to have been in the abandoned subway tunnels.

It’s the ghost of what could have been.
Photo: Nick Swartsell
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You recognize that “blue” is a flavor of creamy whip.
And the very best is found at Kings Island. 
Photo: Facebook.com/VisitKingsIsland

You recognize that “blue” is a flavor of creamy whip.

And the very best is found at Kings Island.
Photo: Facebook.com/VisitKingsIsland
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You know how to spell Cincinnati (with one “t,” thank you very much).
It's misspelled so often by outsiders that there's even a great Twitter account called 
"It's spelled 'Cincinnati.”
Photo: @BGRFLCKR

You know how to spell Cincinnati (with one “t,” thank you very much).

It's misspelled so often by outsiders that there's even a great Twitter account called "It's spelled 'Cincinnati.”
Photo: @BGRFLCKR
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Goetta is a breakfast essential. 
Another local delicacy, the meaty creation is made with sausage and oats and is pronounced “geh-ta,” but if you’re from the Queen City, you already know that. 
Photo: Hailey Bollinger

Goetta is a breakfast essential.

Another local delicacy, the meaty creation is made with sausage and oats and is pronounced “geh-ta,” but if you’re from the Queen City, you already know that.
Photo: Hailey Bollinger
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You’ve played hooky on Opening Day to watch the parade and cheer on your team.
It’s a holiday, OK? 
Photo: Paige Deglow

You’ve played hooky on Opening Day to watch the parade and cheer on your team.

It’s a holiday, OK?
Photo: Paige Deglow
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You know all the moves to the Chicken Dance.
And you probably have a festive chicken hat to wear while you do the dance at Oktoberfest. 
Photo: Devin Luginbill

You know all the moves to the Chicken Dance.

And you probably have a festive chicken hat to wear while you do the dance at Oktoberfest.
Photo: Devin Luginbill
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You know that the Brent Spence Bridge will never truly be fixed.
No matter how many presidents promise it.
Photo: CC BY-SA 4.0

You know that the Brent Spence Bridge will never truly be fixed.

No matter how many presidents promise it.
Photo: CC BY-SA 4.0
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The concept of seasonal allergies isn’t “seasonal” to you; it’s just year-round allergies.
It’s fine. We’re fine. 
Photo: Brittany Colette/Unsplash

The concept of seasonal allergies isn’t “seasonal” to you; it’s just year-round allergies.

It’s fine. We’re fine.
Photo: Brittany Colette/Unsplash
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You know that I-75 will forever be under construction.
So you avoid it whenever possible. 
Photo: Stanley Nguma/PEXELS

You know that I-75 will forever be under construction.

So you avoid it whenever possible.
Photo: Stanley Nguma/PEXELS
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You know that if you want to get a good spot for the WEBN Fireworks, you’ve gotta lay down your blanket the day before.  
And you know which side is better. 
Photo: Provided by Riverfest

You know that if you want to get a good spot for the WEBN Fireworks, you’ve gotta lay down your blanket the day before.

And you know which side is better.
Photo: Provided by Riverfest
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You know that Jungle Jim’s is more than just a grocery store.
It’s an entertainment destination.
Photo: Hailey Bollinger

You know that Jungle Jim’s is more than just a grocery store.

It’s an entertainment destination.
Photo: Hailey Bollinger
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You have at least one Fiona-themed item in your house.
Fiona is our Lil’ Sebastian.   
Photo: shopcincinnatizoo.com

You have at least one Fiona-themed item in your house.

Fiona is our Lil’ Sebastian.
Photo: shopcincinnatizoo.com
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You ask yourself: "Were those fireworks or were those gunshots?"
A rousing game we like to play even when it’s not the Fourth of July anymore.
Photo: Hailey Bollinger

You ask yourself: "Were those fireworks or were those gunshots?"

A rousing game we like to play even when it’s not the Fourth of July anymore.
Photo: Hailey Bollinger
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You know Saturday mornings are made better with a stroll through Findlay Market. 
And you know your favorite vendors to stop at. 
Photo: Hailey Bollinger

You know Saturday mornings are made better with a stroll through Findlay Market.

And you know your favorite vendors to stop at.
Photo: Hailey Bollinger
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You’ll put Frisch’s tartar sauce on anything.
Burgers, fish sandwiches, fries, onion rings… the limit does not exist. 
Photo: frischs.com

You’ll put Frisch’s tartar sauce on anything.

Burgers, fish sandwiches, fries, onion rings… the limit does not exist.
Photo: frischs.com
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